Colonel Sandurz: That’s much too early. Prepare to fast forward.
Soldier: Preparing to fast forward, sir.
Colonel Sandurz: Fast forward.
Soldier: Fast forwarding, sir.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again.
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Soldier: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Soldier: We’ve identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Soldier: In the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Soldier: 19.00 hours, sir.
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?
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Tell LEM! … xo
This post was created by… Who? Ines. Why? Because she laughed for hours when she watched Spaceballs. When? In the late 80s… and quite a few times after that, too.